A Devoted Wife.

Barry returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched her shoulder and said, “Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.”

She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. “Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we…?”

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Barry, I’m not being funny… but I have to get up in the morning and you don’t.”